Giant Fire Breathing Robot

Win our biggest contest ever!

All right people, it’s time to cut the crap. Who loves free stuff?

Everybody? Let’s get down to it, then.

Giant Fire Breathing Robot is going to give one lucky reader/listener our BIGGEST prize package yet. We’re not messing around this time folks. One lucky soul is going to get ALL of the following:

 

ONE free pass to a convention of your choice in 2012, from the following list (subject to availability):

• PAX East
• WonderCon
• KublaCon
• San Diego Comic-Con
• Gen Con Indy
• PAX
• Dragon*Con

-AND-

A free t-shirt of your choice (any size, any style) from the shirt gurus at JINX

-AND-

One DVD or Blu-ray box set (or digital download credit from iTunes, if you prefer) of one season of one of the following:

• True Blood
• Game of Thrones (There’s only been one season so far…)
• Firefly (There will only ever be one season…)

-AND-

The card game (and perennial podcast favorite) Cutthroat Caverns 

 

How about THEM apples?! It’s enough stuff to make you puke! And that’s not all, one lucky second-prize winner will win one (1) GFBRobot.com promotional sticker. Yeah, I know, salt in the wound. Ain’t it great?

 

“SHUT UP AND TELL ME HOW TO ENTER!” 

Okay, here’s the hard part. To enter into this contest and potentially win all this stuff, you need to leave a comment on this post. That’s it. I lied, it’s not hard. In fact, it’d be REALLY rude to NOT enter, it’s so easy. Your comment can say whatever you want, so go nuts with it. We’ll discard multiple entries, so converse in the comments if you wish, just know it won’t affect the outcome of the drawing to post multiple comments.

The contest will end at 11:59 PM Pacific time on Friday, September 30th. We’ll draw our winners then and notify them, moving on to a new drawing if we don’t get a response within 24 hours. If you’re the paranoid type, add @gfbrobot.com to your list of trusted email senders so it won’t go into your spam folder. (We don’t send people email they don’t ask for, and we don’t sell a damn thing to anybody, so you won’t get spammed from our domain. Ever.)

 

So here’s the small print, that I’m leaving big to make sure you all read it. The convention pass? We’re completely not responsible if we go to buy the pass and technical issues beyond our control prevent us from buying it, or if it sells out in thirty seconds or some weird crap like that. We’ll ask you for first, second, and third choice conventions, and we’ll get you a pass to ONE of them (most likely your first choice). I just have to say this so that if the con’s server goes down or something, you can’t get pissed at us for it. Also, let’s just go ahead and say that ALL prizes are subject to availability. Seriously, we’re trying to do something awesome here, and NONE of these prizes are sponsored by any other company, so believe in our good karma and know that we’re offering these prizes in good faith, with no intent to trick anyone. If there’s a typo in this post that affects the prizes, we’ll correct it and make an update to the post informing entrants.

Speaking of no intent to trick anyone, our usual rule remains in place: we reserve the right to change any and all rules at any time during the contest. We’ll do this in a heartbeat if we think someone has somehow found a way to cheat a random draw, unlikely as that sounds. You play fair and we’ll do the same.

Winners will be notified via the email address they use to leave their comment entry, and will have 24 hours to respond and claim their prize. If they do not respond within 24 hours of our notification email, we will draw a different winner, and move on. No prize for people who don’t respond in time.

Our staff can’t enter, much as they’d like to, and neither can their families.

ONE (1) grand prize winner will be drawn to receive the four-item grand prize package described above. That winner must respond within 24 hours, or the forfeit their rights to the prize.

ONE (1) second prize winner will be drawn to receive the second prize of one worthless sticker that will be mailed to them.

Good luck!