The Scent of Gotham
In the aftermath of SDCC, there are lots of amazing (and some not so much) cosplay pictures all over the interwebs. What’s missing from all these Batman, Wolverine, and Superman impersonators? The smell, that’s what. Not that cons are absent of, shall we say, personal odor, but it’s not the one we want. Here’s the finishing touch for all your costly needs—Batman-scented cologne.
The scent of fear and masculinity, with a hint of paranoia. The smell that strikes terror into foes everywhere. The aroma of Christian Bales’ sweat, condensed into the essence of repressed sexuality…ahem. I may have gotten carried away, there.
For $20 USD, you can smell like The Dark Knight and stand out from the hordes of geeks at the next convention. Better yet, bring your prized cologne on a kinky Batman-themed honeymoon. Now if only they had a Black Canary themed perfume…serious role-playing possibilities, people.