Sexy Superhero Pajamas
Does anyone remember Spencer’s? You know, the store in the mall with all the classy greeting cards and flavored condoms. I don’t know if the stores are still around, as I haven’t been in a mall since 1998, but now they’re online! Geekologie recently showed off Spencer’s new sexy pajamas, brought to us in the style of Marvel superheroines.
Lovely ladies can now wear halter top and shorts in the likeness of She-Hulk, Spider-Girl, Black Widow, Emma Frost, and a female-inspired Captain America. They cost $25 (USD) plus shipping. Boob job not included.
No worries, the DC Universe has something for your sleepwear needs as well: Superman and Wonder Woman wearable blankets! $20 (USD) and you too can emasculate your significant other. A surefire way to avoid an awkward breakfast with that girl from the bar, just throw on your Superman wearable fleece blanket. She’ll be out the door in no time.